I’m not the only one right? Socially awkward penguin
Tracks
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third wheel so often they call me tricycle
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Shaq Lip Syncs From a Soda Can [Click to watch]
Once you see this, you won’t know how you ever lived without it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfd4bb574d76e0d03116668820d9dca5/tumblr_mok5v8qYgZ1qasthro1_400.gif)
Shaq Lip Syncs From a Soda Can [Click to watch]
Once you see this, you won’t know how you ever lived without it.
mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
Maeby: He’s 19. He’s a senior at my high school.
Narrator: And had been for several years.
Double Standard
